a newspaper advert for a film - "Enter The Rodent", Roland,
Kevin and Errol flew off to the Orient. The first surprise was
on the plane - Little Reggie had stowed away in the hand
A Rolls Royce picked up Rol
and Kev and headed to the Golden Harvest Film Co to meet
director Mr Dimsum. It was a shame that the script was in
Chinese - thankfully Kevin was on hand to translate.
Roland missed his costume fitting due to
sight-seeing, but again Kevin was on hand to help out - he also
did some of the stunts too.
Their accommodation was a luxury yacht -
"The Resplendent Dawn", but two days later, they realised they
were on the wrong one. Their Resplendent Dawn was actually a
traditional Chinese junk!
Roland wasn't too happy with the script,
so he completely rewrote it, including a rendition of "Love Me
Tender". Mr Dimsum wasn't impressed, and asked Kevin to play the
lead character instead and offered parts to Errol and Reggie.
Thankfully, the boys decided to turn down
the offer of money, fame and fortune, and headed home with